A lame joke for the day

Once upon a time, there was a guy who name John,
one day, he went to learn CPR(Cardiopulmonary resuscitation)
he had been taught that he should be doing it while he can't feel any heartbeat of the victim

Another guy, who name Crest,
there were once he heard from his friend asking what is CPR,
his friend who name joker, told him that CPR = ...............

one day.
a guy who almost drown in the sea...
Crest quickly went and save him...
the guy was unconscious, he doesn't know what to do next..
and then, John came, he told him to do CPR, QUICK, CPR,
and he ask, do you know how to do CPR with furious!
Crest say yes i know, and John replied, and quick do it then,
Crest replied, i m already doing it...
John was shock and ask huh? you are doing it?
He though he was doing something miracle...
so after awhile, the victim is stil unconscious,
John was worried and try to have a check on the victim.
John got a cold sweat, Crest ask .. is he alive?
John ask Crest again? do you know CPR
Crest say yeah!
John: What is CPR?
Crest: CPR is Cease Pump His Rib?
John: ==

*when doing cpr, we are pumping around his rib as the heart is situated between our rib
and a slight left of our body*

*p.s: do not do this while in real situation, CPR is a very important technique to rescue people
whose heartbeat is stop. DO NOT take CPR as joke, although the story above suppose to be a joke, hahaha*